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The Name's Kyle, a.k.a iceman. 22, currently residing in KCMO. I'm just trying to find my way back onto stable ground in this mildly messed up thing called life.
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  • leagueoftalon:


I read the tweet, and then I read the username.






    omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history


    so embarrassing

    "sonic with boobies"

    sonic fanfiction

    Sexy anime girls with boobs

    did anyone read the whole list

    • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
    • American Friend: THOUSAND?
    • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
    • person: do you have tumblr?
    • me: yes
    • person: whats your url?
    • me: no

Hadrian’s Wall, one of the most beautiful places in England: Will goes and walks along it during the autumn in The Last Enchantments.
    • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
    • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
    • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
    • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


    Start every sentence with “To tell you the truth” and then lie. 


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