Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
I just remembered where I had seen this guy before:
he was from Wingin’ it!
In which basically, he is in love with an Angel;
OMG AND HE’S EVEN WEARING PLAID AND THE ANGEL IS WEARKING BLUE AND WHITE AND I
Have you ever met someone and then, the more they talked, you just…
they have a tumblr.
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”